laughter is the best medicine!

  i am the type of person that loves to laugh and have a great time. The first thing I look for in people is their sense of humor and how easy it is for them to joke around with others and to laugh.

In order to put a smile on all our faces we first have to find something to laugh about. Which is why I am going to be on the lookout for the funniest true stories on everyday people..........


okeyyy..enough digressions....lets get it started..!!

True Embarrassing Moments

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" - Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin T

I was taking a shower when my 2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and included one with each of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera! - Name Withheld

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could helpme. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing
with men's balls."- Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet red and walked away.- Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your Mom," she screamed. "I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school." - Name Withheld

Married Men Only! 

There is a small town in the United States where there is a large factory that will only hire married men. One of the local women was angry about this and demanded to speak to the manager to know why.

She asked, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous..or what?"

"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."

THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING ur SURGERY..rofl..=p (one of my favs..)

by Penocia Pawel on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 1:44am

1.Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.


2.Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?


3.Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?


4.Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.


5.Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?


6.Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.


7.Damm! There goes the lights again...


8.What's this doing here?


9.That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!


10.Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!


11.Sterile, schemerle. The floor's clean, right?


12.What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?


13.OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.


14.This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?


15.Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.


16.Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.


17.Isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?




lol..!!! 

:D