1) NEWSFLASH: Snow White was fired from Disneyland ,,,,,,,, reason: She was found sitting on Pinocchio's face saying: "Lie to Me Pinocchio Lie" Hahahaha!
2)You don't like me? Tough! I wasn't put here to please you! :*
3)Call me KARMA, cause I can be a real bitch.
4)For a slut:
"Did it hurt?.... When you fell off the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?"
5)You're as fake as a three dollar bill.
6)Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies.
7)Don't like me? Send your complaints to www.idontgiveadamn.com
8)8 qualities of a perfect boyfriend... Brave,Intelligent, Gentle,Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organized. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S
9)For men who think.."A women's place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that's where the knives are kept!
10)I'm glad I'm a bitch and not a whore, cause at least being' a bitch makes me known for what I do, and not who I do.
11)You better put a condom on if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one.
12)You are so FAKE I swear I saw the words "make in china" etched into the back of your neck!
13)roses are red, violets are blue, did you actually think I'd cry over you? i told you i loved you, you believed it was true, well guess what baby? you got played too ;)
14)Don't be upset when u see ur ex with someone else, just remember our parents always taught us to give used toys to the less fortunate. :P:P:P
15)Why is it that ugly guys are usually nice. Hot guys are usually jerks. While hot, nice guys are usually gay?
tats all 4 now peepz.....STEAL it u wanna ..<3
toodles,
quaint..
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