Thursday, February 10, 2011

FACEBOOK IDEAS....psst......:p

  • :: Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Elizabeth Browning

  • :: Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over. - Anonymous

  • :: If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

  • :: You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough. - Joe E. Lewis

  • :: Be nice to people on your way up because you'll need them on your way down. - Wilson Mizner

  • :: If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever. - Winnie The Pooh

  • :: You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection - Buddha

  •  Don't forget to love yourself. -Soren Kierkegaard

  • :: The course of true love never did run smooth. - William Shakespeare 

  • :: Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here. - Marianne Williamson 

  • :: If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. - Winnie the Pooh

  • :: Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

  • :: Real success is finding your lifework in the worth that you love. - David McCullough

  • :: Love is the compass of life. - Peckeroy

  • :: In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. - Charlie Brown

  • 1. ” (: p??? ?? o? ?u?uun? s poolq ?? ?o ll?” – if you can’t read this it may be due to your browser, it says “all of the blood is running to my head” upside down
  • 2. “is wondering…. if money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?”
  • 3. “ is CELEBRATING CAPS LOCK AWARENESS DAY”
  • 4. “is just two away from a threesome”
  • 5. “is proud. …just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years”
  • 6. “is cle’a]ni.ng hi’s ke]yb29oa;rd”
  • 7. “is beating his current record for number of consecutive days alive”
  • 8. “??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq ? ???? ?s?? ??? s? s???”
  • 9. “wonders what the word for “dots” looks like in braille”
  • 10. “always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”
  • 11. “is planning on being spontaneous…tomorrow”
  • 12. “Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear”
  • 13. “make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot”
  • 14. “doesn’t suffer from insanity… he enjoys every minute of it”
  • 15. “used to play sports…then I realized you can buy trophies. Now i’m good at everything”
  • 16. “wishes his mouth had a backspace key”
  • 17. “has advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN”
  • 18. “went from being “single” to “super single sad and lonely””
  • 19. “????u? ?u??????p ? ?o?? p??o? ??? ?? ?oo? ? ?u???? s?”
  • 20. “says a clean house is the sign of a broken computer”
  • 21. “thinks if you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use facebook and they won’t bother you for weeks”
  • 22. “is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark”
  • 23. “is a status comment whore”
  • 24. “is looking for a girl friend for a week as his dish washer has just broke any offers ????”
  • 25. “dreams of a better world…where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned”

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